False ticket for 20 dollars
The industry of the falsification in South America lives through his most brilliant moments.
In Paraguay you can find heaps of sneakers Adidos and Mike, clocks Relox and radioes Soni. Peru is the paradise of the duplication of movies: the dvd come with an impressive menu desplegable and all the options of the original, quite for less than one solitary dollar. Shrek 3, for example, came to the Blue Dust of Lima before his international premiere. And to speak about the medicines truchos that flooded the Argentine social works during 2009 …
The specialty of Colombia seems to be the falsification of American dollars. So many people came to Ecuador, where it circulates like official currency, that the commerce refuses to accept tickets bigger than 20 dollars. If you want to use those of 50 or those of 100, you have to change them into the bank.
But in the end it does not matter, because in Ecuador they circulate heaps of false tickets for 20 dollars. We have four.
They spent them to us while we were selling books in the International Fair of the Book of Guayaquil. We were looking for the relief with the fingernail, and these, the Colombian dollars, they have it. His mistakes are different:
- The role is lightly harder.
- The silver safety thread is not integrated to the thickness of the role, therefore in this area the ticket is curiously thicker.
- The number 20, which should be of a reflecting green, is only green and sometimes it seems dirty.
- Sure that there are other small details, the serial number they repeat themselves, there is missing the invisible image that only is seen to gleam or instead of the foreign shift politician the mouse is Mickey …
What to do with these tickets? If you take them to a bank, they retain them to you to destroy them without any compensation. We might circulate them again, but this would be to fuck someone who did not do anything to you. And the bad things always end up by returning.
Then we have left two options:
- Coimear to some corrupt police officer with a false ticket, poetical justice.
- To sell them: I SELL FALSE TICKET FOR 20 DOLLARS TO COLLECTORS OF COINS AND CURIOSITIES. IN The PERFECT STATE. I BOAST: 30 DOLLARS. THE INTERESTED PARTIES CAN WRITE TO US TO VIAJEROS4X4X4@YAHOO.COM
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